You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.