You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Talked To Larry The Cable Guy The Other Day. Larry's Made More Money Than 10 People Should Ever Make In A Lifetime. He Was Excited Because He'd Gone Over To The Livestock Auction And Bought 20 New Feeder Pigs.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?