You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Classes At School Were Cancelled Because The Path To The Restroom Was Flooded.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.