You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.

Because Criminals Know That When They See A House With 2 Foot Tall Grass, A Dog On A Chain, And An Engine Hanging From A Tree, A Gun Lives In That House. And If You Want To Know What Kind, Just Break In At 2 In The Morning.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.