You Might Be A Redneck If You

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Biggest Ambition In Life Is To Git That Big Ole Coon. The One What Hangs 'round Over Yonder, Back'ah Bubba's Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Are Still Holding On To Confederate Money Because You Think The South Will Rise Again.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.