You May Be A Redneck If... Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

You Might Be A Redneck If... The Blue Book Value Of Your Truck Goes Up And Down Depending On How Much Gas It Has In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Someone Tells You You Have Something In Your Teeth, And You Take Them Out To See What It Is.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.