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You Might Be A Redneck If You Look Upon A Family Reunion As A Chance To Meet 'ms. Right

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

The Things That I'm Talking About Not Knowing, They're Not Mysteries Of The Universe; It's Just Stuff I Thought I Would Know By The Time I Was Thirty-nine.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.