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You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.