To Me, The Media In New York

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

My Whole Career Can Be Summed Up With 'ignorance Is Bliss.' When You Do Not Know Better, You Do Not Really Worry About Failing.

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.