You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.