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That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.