In My Life, I Have Driven Some

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

Watching A Baby Being Born Is A Little Like Watching A Wet St. Bernard Coming In Through The Cat Door.

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.