You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.