You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

You Might Be A Redneck If Getting A Package From Your Post Office Requires A Full Tank Of Gas In The Truck.