Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't

A Lot Of People Up North, They Think Everybody From The South Is Married To Their Sister And Has Seen A Ufo. I Told Them, 'i'm Just Dating My Sister And Couldn't Swear That It Wasn't A Weather Balloon.'

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Hammer Bottle Caps Into The Frame Of Your Front Door To Make It Look Nice.