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You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Silence Of The Lambs Is What Happens When Larry Walks Out To The Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If The First Words Out Of Your Mouth Every Time You See Friends Are Howdy!, Hey! Or How Y'all Doin'?

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.