You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

You Might Be A Redneck If During Your Senior Year You And Your Mother Had Homeroom Together.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.