You Might Be A Redneck If Your

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.