You Might Be A Redneck If It's

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.