You Might Be A Redneck If Your

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Hunting Dog Has A Bigger Tombstone Than Your Grandfather.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.