I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness...

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.