I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness...

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

Happiness Is A Moving Target.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.