I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken,

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

People, More Than Things, Have To Be Restored, Renewed, Revived, Reclaimed, And Redeemed.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.