I Also Try To Think Of Ways

I Think The Policies, For The Most Part, That [hillary Clinton] Will Put In Place Are Not Going To Make Positive Changes. There'll Be More Status Quo. She'll Certainly Be Good For Some Groups Of People. Whatever.

Ive Got A Lot Of Friends There And There Is Stuff To Do But As Much As I Dislike La I Really Like Living And Working In New York City.

I've Never Thought Of Myself As A Hoity-toity Cultural Critic.

I'm Going To Keep Talking About What I Think Is Interesting For My Entire Career. If You Want To Hear About How Women Do A Lot Of Shoe Shopping Or How Being Married Sucks, Go See The Guy Who Does Jokes About That. But If You Come To See My Live Show, There's Going To Be 20 Minutes On Religion For The Rest Of My Life, Probably. If That Makes Me A Caricature, So Be It.

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.