I Really Don't Have A Problem With

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

There Are Really Funny Alternative Comics And Really Funny Straight Comics Who Write And Perform Traditionally.

I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In My Basement.

I'd Like To Think That I'm Not Just Making The Point That I'm An Atheist Over And Over, But That I Explore Different Facets Of Religion. There's No Way Of Bringing Up Religion Without Sounding Like An Asshole.

I Am Against The War, But I Do Support Our White Troops. No, I'm Kidding, I'm Kidding. I'm Not A Republican. I'm Not A Member Of The Party Of Inclusion. Wonderful, Tolerant, Rational Human Beings They Are.