I Really Don't Have A Problem With

High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

I Also Try To Think Of Ways To Articulate The Joke More Economically.

I Read The New York Times, And If I'm In A Different City, I'll Skim That Paper.

I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And That's Not Good.