I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

I'm So Into Momminess.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.