I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.