I Always Have A Problem Liking Things

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.