I Always Have A Problem Liking Things

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

Cat Food. It Stinks A Bit, But If You Don't Put Up With The Smell, The Little Kitten Will Die.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.

Chinese People Age Overnight.

Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too Much Of It And You Get Sick Of It.