I Always Imagine That If I Met

How Dumb Do I Think The Americans Are? I Bet You We Could Sell Those Idiots Water.

You Ever Read An Article, And At The Bottom, It Says, 'continued On Page Six'? I'm , 'not For Me. I'm Done.'

I Was The Youngest Of Six Kids, So Yeah, Feeding Myself Was Important, But It's Not Like I Was Obsessed With Food Growing Up.

I Try To Only Eat Animals That Are Vegan. I'm Probably The Opposite Of A Vegan.

I'm Closer To Bob Newhart Than Rodney Dangerfield.