I Always Imagine That If I Met

You Think Jesus Ever Tried To Talk God Out Of Some Of That Stuff? 'instead Of That Whole Crucifixion, How About We Do A Big Fundraiser!'

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.

When You Hear Bacon Cooking....that Sizzling Sound Isn't The Fat Cooking....that's Applause.

There Has Been This Belief Among The Catholic Community - And This - I'm No Expert, This Is My Opinion - That Cafeteria Catholics Are Wrong.

I Think I Have A Lot Of Voices In My Head And I Guess My Inner Critic Is A Female.