I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar To Passion In Call Girls.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!