I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.