I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.