A Man Must Defend His Home, His

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.