A Man Must Defend His Home, His

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.