I Always Run In The Morning On

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?

I Don't Run Outside, Honestly. Sometimes I Go Out Around My House, But Mainly It's The Stupid Treadmill. I Wish I Had A Better Answer, But I'm Very Businesslike About My Runs.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.