When I Did Comic Relief, I Did

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

The People Of Cleveland Hate Soccer. But It's My Favourite Thing And I Follow The U.s. Men's National Team Around When They Play Whenever I Can.

Libertarians Are Essentially What The Republicans Were 30 Years Ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd All Fit More Under The Libertarian Label Than The Modern Day Republican Label.