When I Did Comic Relief, I Did

I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian Until I Picked Up Reason Magazine And Realized I Agree With Everything They Had Printed.

The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong Sense Of Discipline And A Work Ethic That Kicks In At My Job.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

I'm Competitive At Everything.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.