I Do Get The Comics Online I

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

The Less [government] The Better.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.