I Wanted To Do A Show Based

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

There's A Game Called Checkout Where There's Grocery Items And It's How Much You Think The Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price Is And We Add Up Your Total, Then Your Total Has To Be Within $2 Of The Regular Total. I Don't Think I Could Ever Win That Game.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.