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The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

I Always Thought I Was Going To Die Before I Was 60.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

As Far As Your Personal Goals Are And What You Actually Want To Do With Your Life, It Should Never Have To Do With The Government. You Should Never Depend On The Government For Your Retirement, Your Financial Security, For Anything. If You Do, You're Screwed.

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.