Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway'

Boy, A Drive-through Liquor Store. God Bless America! A Place Where You Can Drive Through And Buy Whiskey, Beer... Just The Thing For That Drunk Driver Who's Constantly On The Go. Cant Stop Now! I've Got Places To Go, People To Hit!

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

I Am Never Out There Just Jogging For The Heck Of It. I Never Do That. I Start To Run With A Goal In Mind, Whether It's A Certain Time Or Certain Distance Or A Specific Heart-rate Goal, And Then I Am Done.

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

The Easiest Diet Is, You Know, Eat Vegetables, Eat Fresh Food. Just A Really Sensible Healthy Diet Like You Read About All The Time.