There's No Way I Can Justify My

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.

I Love Doing 'the Price Is Right.' It's So Much Fun. I Love Meeting Everybody And Giving Out Prizes, Especially When It's Not My Money. It's Really A Happy Place, And Everybody Is All Jazzed Up.

One Day I Was Running Around Playing With My Son Connor When Afterwards I Was Sweating, Tired And Out Of Breath. I Was Embarrassed That Something As Enjoyable As Playing With My Son Was So Tough For Me To Do. Immediately I Started An Extensive Diet And Exercise Plan. It Completely Changed My Life And Helped Cure My Type-2 Diabetes.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat, You Know? You Get Sick Of It. It Just Really, It's A Tiring Lifestyle To Have.