I Was In The Band When I

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

The Tv Season Is A Year-long Thing Now, And The Networks Are Starting To Look At It That Way, Thanks To Cable, Satellites, And Competition.

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.