Oh, And Once, When I Was In

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.