I Love Las Vegas. I Like That

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?

Libertarians Are Essentially What The Republicans Were 30 Years Ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd All Fit More Under The Libertarian Label Than The Modern Day Republican Label.

The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.