I Wish I Could End Every Rap

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

I Don't Know, People Take Chances On Stage. It's A Big Free Speech Zone, A Comedy Show. So Sometimes Things Happen, You Say Things That Are A Little Bit Off The Edge.

Green Screen Was A Total Experiment. I'm Glad We Did It, But It Was Just Tough On That Network To Get It Going.

Look, This Is An Odd Question, But You're Kind Of Cute And You're Pretty Nice To Me. Are You Drunk? It's Ok If You Are.

Liquor Prohibition Led To The Rise Of Organized Crime In America, And Drug Prohibition Has Led To The Rise Of The Gang Problems We Have Now.