I Wish I Could End Every Rap

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.