The Less [government] The Better.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't You Say So? There's A Support Group For That. It's Called Everybody, And They Meet At The Bar.

I Like To Think Of My House As Nothing More Than A Glorified Console For My Television; The Ultimate Stereo Cabinet.

I Love Doing 'the Price Is Right.' It's So Much Fun. I Love Meeting Everybody And Giving Out Prizes, Especially When It's Not My Money. It's Really A Happy Place, And Everybody Is All Jazzed Up.

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.