The Less [government] The Better.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway' The Show Where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. That's Right The Points Are Just Like Canada.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.