I Always Wanted More - More Of

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.