I Always Wanted To Do A B&e.

I Live My Life Like There's No Yesterday.

I Saw A Young Boy Eating An Ice Cream Cone, ... I Smashed It In His Face. You Know That Kid Is Going To Remember Me When He's 50.

My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The Girl Is Facing Mecca And I Am Fighting Off A Wolf.

Onstage, It's All Just A Heightened And More Elaborate Version Of Me. When You're Standing Onstage, Your Adrenaline Is Going, Your Enthusiasm Is At Full Tilt, And The Excitement Helps Elevate You're Attitude. I've Always Wanted To Be As Close To Myself Offstage, Being Funny With My Buddies, And That's What I've Worked Hard On - Being Authentic To Who I Really Am.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.