I Am An Atheist. I Have A

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

I Was A Teletype Operator In The Army, So That's Where I Learned To Type. One Day, I Went Downstairs To See If I Could Still Type - I Hadn't Done It For Four Or Five Years After The War. So I Typed Out A Page And I Showed It To My Wife And She Said, "where Did You Get This?" I Said I Wrote It. "you Wrote This?" It Was Something Very Funny. I Went And Wrote Another Page, Another Couple Of Pages, And By The Time I Was Finished I Had 13 Little Short Stories, Humorous Short Stories.

A Fellow Who Has A Funny Bone Can Learn To Hone His Skills, But I Don't Think You Can Develop A Funny Bone - You Either Have It Or You Don't. And By The Way - When You Get It, We Don't Know It.

I Am An Atheist. I Have A Very Different Take On Who God Is. Man Invented God Because He Needed Him. God Is Us.

I Certainly Have Warm Relationships With People, But You Choose The People You Have Those Relationships With. There Are Some People I Don't Bother With.