I Am As Confounded By Dogs As

Dogs Have Given Us Their Absolute All. We Are The Center Of Their Universe. We Are The Focus Of Their Love And Faith And Trust. They Serve Us In Return For Scraps. It Is Without A Doubt The Best Deal Man Has Ever Made.

Being Patted Is What It Is All About.

If You Don't Own A Dog, At Least One, There Is Not Necessarily Anything Wrong With You, But There May Be Something Wrong With Your Life.

Cats Virtually Always Underestimate Human Intelligence Just As We, Perhaps, Underestimate Theirs.

Cats Make One Of The Most Satisfying Sounds In The World: They Purr. [...] Almost All Cats Make Us Feel Good About Ourselves Because They Let Us Know They Feel Good About Us, About Themselves, And About Our Relationship With Them. A Purring Cat Is A Form Of High Praise, Like A Gold Star On A Test Paper. It Is A Reinforcement Of Soemthing We Would All Like To Believe About Ourselves -- That We Are Nice.