I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

I Am Very Quick To Judge.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.