I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

I Loved Lucille Ball Growing Up.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.