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Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

I've Heard Other Gay People Say When They Were Growing Up They Felt 'foreign.' Growing Up, I Was Able To Label These Feelings As: 'i'm A Protestant.' It Wasn't Until I Left, I Thought: 'oh, Those Weren't Protestant Feelings.'

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.