If It Was Possible For Me To

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

Tolerance Is Forced On People In London.