If It Was Possible For Me To

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.