I'd Like To Retire At 50 But

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

It's Lovely To Get One Successful Show - The Chances Of Finding A Second One Are Not So Hot.

Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is - That's Proper Tv.

Do I Have More Depth Than I'm Given Credit For? No!