Where I Get Bored Is When I

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.