I Am Extremely Square And Obedient In

It Was Scary To Be In That World Of Politics. I Felt Uncomfortable To Be In That Discussion. The Weird Thing Is, When Darrell Hammond Or Will Ferrell Or Dana Carvey Did An Impersonation Of A President, No One Assumed It Was Personal, But Because Sarah Palin And I Are Both Women And People Think Women Are Meaner To Each Other, Everyone Assumed It Was Personal.

You Go Through Big Chunks Of Time Where You're Just Thinking, 'this Is Impossible - Oh,this Is Impossible'. And Then You Just Keep Going And Keep Going, And You Sort Of Do The Impossible.

Whenever You See Me, I'm On Antique Quaaludes.

When Choosing Sexual Partners, Remember: Talent Is Not Sexually Transmittable.

The Only Way I Could Get Comfortable Around People Was To Make Them Laugh.