I Am Looking For An Honest Man.

Perdiccas Threatened To Put Him To Death Unless He Came To Him, "that's Nothing Wonderful," Diogenes Said, "for A Beetle Or A Tarantula Would Do The Same."

He Was Seized And Dragged Off To King Philip, And Being Asked Who He Was, Replied, "a Spy Upon Your Insatiable Greed."

It Is Not That I Am Mad, It Is Only That My Head Is Different From Yours.

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

The Only Way To Gall And Fret Effectively Is For Yourself To Be A Good And Honest Man.