It Is Not That I Am Mad,

I Threw My Cup Away When I Saw A Child Drinking From His Hands At The Trough.

Perdiccas Threatened To Put Him To Death Unless He Came To Him, "that's Nothing Wonderful," Diogenes Said, "for A Beetle Or A Tarantula Would Do The Same."

I Have Nothing To Ask But That You Would Remove To The Other Side, That You May Not, By Intercepting The Sunshine, Take From Me What You Cannot Give.

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

I Am Diogenes The Dog. I Nuzzle The Kind, Bark At The Greedy And Bite Scoundrels.