It Is Not That I Am Mad,

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

Virtue Cannot Dwell With Wealth Either In A City Or In A House.

The Sun Visits Cesspools Without Being Defiled.

I Am Called A Dog Because I Fawn On Those Who Give Me Anything, I Yelp At Those Who Refuse, And I Set My Teeth In Rascals.

Discourse On Virtue And They Pass By In Droves. Whistle And Dance The Shimmy, And You've Got An Audience.