I Am Not A Woman. I Am

When My Mother Was Trying To Teach Me How To Make Friends When I Was A Kid, She'd Bring Girls Over To The House And I'd Give Them All My Clothes. Nothing Changes, I Still Do It. And Then I Wonder, "where Is That Really Nice Isabel Marant Dress That I Spent A Fortune On? Oh My God, I Gave It To Liza."

I Surrounded Myself With Women When I Was Growing Up Because I Had This Horrible Psycho Father. Now I'm Trying To Really Appreciate And Like Men More.

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.

I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

A Great Writer Named Neal Stephenson Said That America Does Four Things Better Than Any Other Country In The World: Rock Music, Movies, Software And High-speed Pizza Delivery. All Of These Are Sacred American Art Forms. Let's Return To Our Purity And Our Idealism While We Have This Shot.